Humorous Leave Applications

See, how people write leave Applications

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications  

Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.."

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 This is from Oracle Bangalore:- From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."  

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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  Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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An incident of a leave letter:  
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

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Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

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Another one:  
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

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Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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 A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'.... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post............”