SMS Collection

 

SMS Collection - 100

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Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai,
Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai,
Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.

 

 
Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh jaalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.

 

 
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye hi tadapta hai,
Mere pyar ko galat mat samajna?
Pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

 

 
Kadam kadam pe hawao se talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke naam pe dosti ka asra rakhna.
Hamari dosti ki khusbu zarur aayegi.
Aap apna INBOX khali rakhna.

 

 
Log kehete hai hum jise chaahate hai who chaand ka tukra hai,
Hum jise chaahte hai chand uska ek tukra hai.
 

 

A sardar got himself a puzzle game.

It took him 10 hard months to finish it.

He was so proud of himself because

at the side of the box it was written: �2-3 yrs�

 

 
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
 

 

Manjil ki taraf badte chalo,
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do,
Aur jo aage hai unke aage niklo.
Tabhi truck driver banoge.
 

 

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo,
Apne dil ki Hard Disk pe aur kitni Files daaloo.
 

 

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to hatao,
Aye jaaneman apne dil ka Password to batao.
 

 

Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain,
Warna aap jaise Softwares to bazaar mein bikte hain.

The Earth is Round?

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Couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalm 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS:

"I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable , and have enclosed a check for $150. If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest."

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You Might Be a Technician if...

- you have ever tried to repair a $15.00 radio.
- you think of the gadgets in your office as "friends."
- you think your computer looks better without the cover.
- you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as is."
- you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
- you think jokes about being unable to program a VCR are stupid.
- the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
- the microphone at a meeting doesn't work and you rush up to fix it.
- you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your garage.
- you own a set of itty-bitty screwdrivers and you actually know where they are.
- you just don't have the heart to throw away the 100-in-1 electronics kit you got for your ninth birthday.
- you have never sat through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz.

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The Earth is Round?

 

Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?

Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

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Taxidermist vs. Tax Collector

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

The taxidermist only takes the skin

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Happy New Year 2009

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A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle? If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

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A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order. "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blonde asked. The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me." "Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."

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