101 Ways to Smile

101 Ways to Smile

01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.
02. Hold a door open for a stranger.
03. Invite someone to lunch.
04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.
05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.
06. Bring cookies to work.
07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.
08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.
09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.
10. Call your parents.
11. Let someone know you miss them.
12. Treat someone to a movie.
13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.
14. Visit a retirement center.
15. Take a child to the zoo.
16. Fill up your spouse's car with gas.
17. Surprise someone with a small gift.
18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.
19. Write a letter to a distant relative.
20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.
21. Put a dime in a stranger's parking meter before the time expires.
22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.
23. Send someone flowers to where they work.
24. Invite a friend to tea.
25. Recommend a good book to someone.
26. Donate clothing to a charity.
27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go.
28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.
29. Give blood.
30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who's really busy or just needs a break.
31. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.
32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren't any left.
33. Help someone with a heavy load.
34. Ask to see a store's manager and comment on the great service.
35. Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items.
36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.
37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.
38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.
39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.
40. Leave a joke on someone's answering machine.
41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.
42. Forgive a loan.
43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you're done using it.
44. Tell someone you believe in them.
45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.
46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.
47. Offer to watch a friend's home while they're away.
48. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you're out shopping.
49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.
50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days.
51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family.
52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.
53. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.
54. Dance with someone who hasn't been asked.
55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.
56. Give children's clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.
57. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole neighborhood.
58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.
59. Call someone's attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset.
60. Invite someone to go bowling.
61. Figure out someone's half-birthday by adding 182 days, and surprise them with a cake.
62. Ask someone about their children.
63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.
64. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.
65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.
66. Encourage someone's dream, no matter how big or small it is.
67. Pay for a stranger's cup of coffee without them knowing it.
68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.
69. Ask an older person for their advice.
70. Offer to take care of someone's pet while they're away.
71. Tell a child you're proud of them.
72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.
73. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.
74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker's desk.
75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.
76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.
77. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.
78. Give someone a homemade gift.
79. Write a poem for someone.
80. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department.
81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards.
82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.
83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they're okay.
84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone's house.
85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.
86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.
87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.
88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid's lemonade stand.
89. Forgive someone when they apologize.
90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you're about to leave a shopping center.
91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.
92. Leave a pint of your spouse's favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.
93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.
94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.
95. Compliment a co-worker on their role in a successful project.
96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.
97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.
98. Ask someone if they've lost weight.
99. Make a donation to a charity in someone's honor.
100. Take a child to a ballgame.

And last, but not least...

101. Forward this list to all your favorite pals!

 

TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

 

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal! to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18 . Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Awesome joke....

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone.
 
 
After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her,"
 
Er...excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you? " 
 

She responds in a loud voice: "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
 
 
 
Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised, shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table.
 
 
 
After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes, and says," You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations. " 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
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The young man responds loudly with,
 
 
 
 

"WHAT !!!  THREE THOUSAND RUPEES.!!!  THATS TOO MUCH ! "

Genie.....Ultimate Comedy

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf

*Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

*The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

*So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

*A warm voice said, "Come on in.

*When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. 

*A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?  

*"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.  

*"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.  

*Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.  

*"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! The rest of my life.  

*"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.

And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!  

*"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.  

*"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.  

*"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"  

*"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?  

*"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife. 

*The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?  

*She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.

Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?  

*"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.   

*"I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.  

*After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?  

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.  

*"Really?! Thirty-five years old and you guys still believe in genies?"

Two good ones: The Door Stopper and the Yogi

Two good ones: The Door Stopper and the Yogi

 

Two church members were going door to door. They knocked on the door of a woman who clearly was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms she did not want to hear their message and then slammed the door in their faces.

To her surprise, the door did not close. In fact, it bounced back open. Seeing the two church members at the door frustrated her. She stormed back to the door and flung it shut.

But the door still didn't close. Furious, she grabbed the door with two hands and shoved it as hard as she could. But again, the door wouldn't shut.

Convinced one of these rude church members was sticking a foot in the door, she reared back to give the door a slam that would really teach them a lesson.

Just then, one of the church members said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you might want to move your cat."

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A yogi walked into a pizza parlor.

"Make me one with everything," he said to the waiter.

When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill.

The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said "Don't I get change?"

The proprietor said, "Change must come from with-in."

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Still women loves man

Still women loves man

Men are like computers – hard to figure out and never have enough memory Still Women likes man

Men are like coolers – load them with beer and you can take them anywhere Still Women likes man

Men are like chocolate bars – sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips Still Women likes man

Men are like coffee – the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night Still Women likes man

Men are like horoscopes – they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong Still Women likes man

Men are like cement – after getting laid they take a long time to get hard Still Women likes man

Men are like laxatives – they irritate the shit out of you Still Women likes man

Men are like parking spots – the good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped Still Women likes man

A man is like a snowstorm – you never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he will last Still Women likes man

What should you give a man who has everything? – A woman to show him how to work it Still Women likes man

How does a man show he's planning for the future? – He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Still Women likes man

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? – The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Still Women likes man

Why are husbands like lawn mowers? – They're hard to get started, emit foul odours and don't work half the time. Still Women likes man

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? – After a year the dog is still excited to see you. Still Women likes man

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? – Breasts don't have eyes. Still Women likes man

What's the difference between men and government bonds? – Bonds mature Still Women likes man

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? – We don't know, it's never happened Still Women likes man

Why are men like tile floors? – If you lay ' em properly the first time, you can walk over them for years. Still Women likes man

What do you call a man with half a brain? – Gifted. Still Women likes man

AND FINALLY …… Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? – Because these men already have boyfriends! Still Women likes man

Never Mess With Your Wife

 Present For Husband

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you.", "And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!"

"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"

Bush And Powell

Bush And Powell

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"

The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"

Fun:- Who is a lecturer? A having a bad habbit of speaking when someone is sleeping.

Law of ..... Collection of humor

Law of ..... Collection of humor

 

Law of queue: If you change queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Software Industry - Very Funny

On Bench

Maintenance Project -Changes are coming once in while

Requirements are not clear - Client is sending mail to management even for spell mistakes in the Client Communication.

Wrong build is delivered to Client

Coding is over and build is about to be delivered to testing team

Critical Bug is fixed in no time. Asking the tester to test it.

Comedy Central: The Most Funny Classified AD

 

Classified ads

These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake........

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MONDAY: For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.

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TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in Vishanth's ad yesterday. It should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98407 16581 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM."

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WEDNESDAY: Notice: Vishanth has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale; Cheap. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.

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THURSDAY: Notice: I, Vishanth, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 98407 16581 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani.  Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit!

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Few Baniya Jokes

Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de


Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ???

Baniya 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!


Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .

Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
 
 
Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga
 
 
Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

Shortest Love Story

This was really a Good one
 

Boy & Girl in a restaurant

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Boy:- I Love u
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Girl:- I don't Love u

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Boy:- Think again?
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Girl:- I told u. No no & no

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Boy :-  Waiter, bring separate bills

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Girl:-  ok ok...I was just joking.... I Love u too.........

Dard SMS Shayari Collections I

 

Zaruri to nahi jine ke liye Sahara ho, Zaruri to nahi hum jinke hai who humara ho, Kuch kashtiya doob bhi jaya karti hai, Zaruri to nahi har kashti ka kinara ho..

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Motiyon mein piroyi hui sapno ko tut te dekha Maut ko bhi maine kaphi nazdeek se dekha Apne ko aaj maine beganaa hote dekha Mehboob ko bhi pal mein bewafaa bante dekha-Hassan

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Chaar din ka hasna tha zindagi bhar ka rona jholi paa beithe hum kahan zaalim duniya ki baaton mein aa beithe aaj fir tadpe dil uski yaad mein najane kyun aaj fir uski yaad ke moti palko pe saja beithe-Hassan

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Honto pe tumhare hamara naam tak na aaye mein milne aau par tu bahar na aaye anjaan hai hamare pyar se vo ab tak ya shayad hum jaiso pe unko taras na aaye-Hassan

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Maang lenge tujhe apne khuda se hum cheen lenge tumhe har kisi se hum mere siva tum pe haq nahin kisi ka na karna bewafai mujh se kabhi varna duniya chod denge hum-Hassan

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Nahin sunta koi toote hue dil ki fariyaad chod gaye aaj vo hi jisse kiya har pal dil se yaad ae mehboob tehar ja saath, aankho ki barsaat tham jane tak kya pata fir rahe na rahe hum tere aane tak-Hassan

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Dard jigar mein uttha hai, koi marham lagane vala nahin aag lagti hai dil mein, koi bujhaane vala nahin kis se umeed rakhe hum iss bhare jahan mein har kisi ne rulaaya iss qadar, koi hansaane vala nahin-Hassan

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SAZAA denewale Humse RAZA poochte hai.. Jab Jee Rahe hai to jeene ki wajah Poochte hai.. Dete hai khudi humko ZEHER.. Aur kitna hai Asar ye poochte hai ....

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Kuch hain jo bolkar apni baat samne rekhte hain Hum hain jo aankhon se izhaar karte hain Humein adat hai kinare aakar nao doobane ki

Woh hain, ki toofan main bhi samandar paar kiya karte hain-Hassan

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Ik boond sharab mein tumhaari nasha dontha ho, Isi bahane hum har roz ek mehfil doontha hoon, Bewaffai ka zakhm to chupalaete hain yaaro, Par un yaadon keliye ek kafan doontha hoon"

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Dard SMS Shayari Collections II

Humari ankh me Paanee Bahot Hai. Ke Is Duniya me Beimaani Bahot hai.. Mohabbt humne kee Hai,Humse Poocho... Mohabbat me Pareshani Bahot Hai....

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Hausle Zindagi Ke Dekhte hai.. Chalo Kuch roz Jee ke Dekhte hai... Baarishonse to Pyas buzhtee nahin... Aao Ab Zeher Pee ke Dekhte Hain....

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Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin. Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena

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Koi Nazre Churaye to badi taqleef hoti Hain.. Koi Daaman Chhuddaye To Badi Taqleef Hoti hai.. Kisise Pyar Kar per Zaada bhi mat kar Aye Dost.. Kyoun ke Jab Dil tutt ta Hai to Badi Taqleef hoti hain..

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Zakhm itne gehre hain, izhaar kya karen . . . . Hum khud nishaana ban gaye,Waar kya karen . . Mar gaye hum, magar khuli rahi aankhen Ab isse zyaada unka, intezaar kya karen . . .

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Tamaam Umr Bhatakte Rahe Gulistanon me.,. Kisee ek bhi Phool me Wafa ki Mehek na milee.. Hanwans ke Naam Pe to Muh khul Gaye Khazanon ke. Wafa Ke Naam pe Maanga to Bhick Tak Nahin Milee..

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Ye kabhi na socha tha tumse humari judaii hogi Tumse dil lagane ki saza tum mujhe aise dogi Hum to aapki wafa pe zinda the Ye na socha tha kabhi tum sab se badi bewafaa hogi

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Dil ki duniya tootne ke baad sab rote the Hum the ki pagalon ki tarah hanste the Yeh hale dil hum kaise sunaye ki Takleef na ho unko iss liye akele rote the

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Teri wafa ne mujhe khud aur sitam karne na diya Jo aaye palkon par moti unhe jharne na diya Maine samhja hai khud ko sada amanat teri, Isi khayal ne mujhko kabhi marne na diya

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Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, Iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain. Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, To hanss kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.

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Ye kabhi na socha tha tumse humari judaii hogi Tumse dil lagane ki saza tum mujhe aise dogi Hum to aapki wafa pe zinda the Ye na socha tha kabhi tum sab se badi bewafaa hogi-Hassan

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Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, Iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain. Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, To hanss kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.-Hassan

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Alibaba & 30 thieves?!?

 

 

At first, it was Alibaba & 40 Thieves now it is Alibaba & 30 Thieves WHY? What happened? . . . . . . . Recession Baabaa...!!! Alibaba has removed 10 thieves from his group..     Cost Cutting...

The Perfect Husband.....

Have fun in life….. 
 

The Perfect Husband...

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops, to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "Rs7,00,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking Rs.11,50,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 11,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"


MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....


He smiles and asks:


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"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"