Indians' money - 70,00,000 Crores Rupees in Swiss Bank

Indian Money in Swiss Bank 

Indians' money - 70,00,000 Crores Rupees in Swiss Bank

* Yes, 70 lakhs crores rupees of India are lying in Switzerland banks.
This is the huge black amount parked in foreign Bank, as India is the champion of Black Money among all 180 countries of the world.

* German Government officially wrote a letter to Indian Government that they (German Government) are willing to inform the details of holders
of 70 lakh crore rupees in foreign Banks, if Indian Government officially asks them.

* On 22nd May, 2008, this news already published in The Times of India and other Newspapers based on German Government's official letter to Indian Government.

* But the Indian Government did not send any official enquiry to Germany for details of said money which are sent outside India between 1947
to 2008. The opposition party is also equally not interested in doing so because most of the amount is owned by these dirty, sinful and traitor
politicians.

* This money belongs to our country. From these funds we can repay 13 times of our country's foreign debt. The interest alone can take care of the Center's yearly budget. People need not pay any taxes and we can pay Rs. 1 lakh to each of 45 crore poor families.

* Let us imagine, if Swiss Bank is holding Rs. 70 lakh crores, then how much money is deposited in other this kind of 69 Banks in foreign? How
much they have deprived the Indian people after freedom? More over if the account holder dies the Bank become the owner of the funds in his account.

* Are these people totally ignorant about the philosophy of Karma?
What will this ill-gotten wealth do to them and their families when they own/use such corrupted and sinful money ? It will ruin their family and
their future generation.

* On 20th February, 2009 the American President Mr. Barack Obama has exerted immense pressure on USB Bank to disclose the details of deposits by tax evading/corrupt Americans in this Bank. He has taken this step even at the risk to his life. On the other hand, our political leaders have not taken any action despite lapse of 8 long months. The Opposition Parties also are not interested. Why?

* Now the Communist Party of India has demanded on 23rd February, 2009 that the Government must inquire into these illegal deposits of Indians in foreign Banks. This is widely reported in the Press and is now a well known fact.

* The issue of illegal deposits in Foreign Banks has had world-wide coverage in the media. People have read it also. However, disheartened and frustrated people have neither courage nor time to do anything. Nonetheless this is a struggle no less important than our freedom struggle. Only difference is that this struggle is against the corrupt native British of our own country.

* As a service to our motherland please circulate at least 10 copies of this note among your friends to convert it into a mass movement.  

AWAKE, ARISE ! THIS IS THE MISSION FOR ALL OF US ! WE WILL NOT REST UNTILL WE GET BACK OUR MONEY.

Aircraft Landings

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"Aircraft Landings"       

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said,  

"Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?"  

 

"Why no Ma'am, what is it?"  

 

"Did we land or were we shot down?"

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"From a Southwest Airlines Employee..." 

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face."

 

"If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which you love more.  Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

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Jokes to Make You Laugh

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning Kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the Cigarette out of his mouth.

 

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear And comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both Ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.  What Do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and No one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again Yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun Or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need It, but the sun gives us light only in the day time
When we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on Talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school,
History was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"

Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father Is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father That I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, Past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a Donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

 

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say Prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good Cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering Doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show That nine out of ten people die of the disease you Have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others All died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married On the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped Down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Hindi Shayaree 03

Bas ye hi gila hai zindagi se

Bas ye hi gila hai zindagi se Humein kya mila hai zindagi se Gamo ki aandhi hai dukh ke saaye hain Sitam jaane kya kya humne uthaye hain Bas ye hi gila hai zindagi se Humein kya mila hai zindagi se Andhere hi andhere hain roshni nahi hai Sabko chaand mila mujhe chaandni nahi hai Bas ye hi gila hai zindagi se Humein kya mila hai zindagi se Sabke sangi saathi hain sab khushi se ji rahein hain Zehar ye judaai wala bas hum hi pi rahein hain Bas ye hi gila hai zindagi se Humein kya mila hai zindagi se Har koi has raha meri aankhoon mein hi paani hai Meri barbaadiyoon ki ye jaise koi nishani hai Bas ye hi gila hai zindagi se Humein kya mila hai zindagi se

Hindi Shayaree 02

Khushi bhi doston se hai

Khushi bhi doston se hai Gham bhi doston se hai Takraar bhi doston se hai Pyaar bhi doston se hai Roothna bhi doston se hai Manana bhi doston se hai Baat bhi doston se hai Misaal bhi doston se hai Nasha bhi doston se hai Shaam bhi doston se hai Zindagi ki shuruvaat bhi doston se hai Zindagi main mulakaat bhi doston se hai Mohabbat bhi doston se hai Inaayat bhi doston se hai Kaam bhi doston se hai Naam bhi doston se hai Khyal bhi doston se hai Armaan bhi doston se hai Khwab bhi doston se hai Maahol bhi doston se hai Yaadein bhi doston se hai Mulakaatein bhi doston se hai Sapne bhi doston se hain Apne bhi doston se hai Ya yun kahun yaro Apni to duniya hi doston se hai

Hindi Shayaree 01

ek hasrat unko hi fursat nahi hai mulakat ki humein to aadat hai intzaar ki nahin pata kya rog hai humein bus ek hasrat rehti hai unke didaar ki zindagi kya koi zindagi kya koi nisaar kare kisse duniya me koi pyaar kare apna saaya bhi apna dushman hai kaun ab kiska aitbaar kare Mere jaane bahar Na jane kya chhaya hai dil pe khumar dil ko to ho gaya hai aapse be-inteha pyar Dil na chahe ab thoda sa bhi intezar Jabse aap ban gaye ho mere jaane bahar Haar ki khushi Haar mein bhi milti hai jeet ki khushi Gum mein bhi khilti hai hoontho pe hasi Zindagi ki dor is tarah hai aapse judi Ki aap toh lagti ho jaise jadu ki pari

Hindi Shayaree

Jo Likh Diya Hai Aapne, Khoone Jigar Se Hum To Kahenge Yahi, Hume Apana Bimaar Kijiye Wada Raha Ye Aapse, Nibhayenge Dosti Rah-e-Wafa Mein Hain Khade, Didaar Kijiye Jo Khwaab Dekhe Aapne, Pura Karenge Hum Apani Diwangi Ka Jara, Ikraar Kijiye Hone Na Denge Kabhi, Rooswa Hum Aapko Apani Inayato Se Hume, Sarobaar Kijiye Ab Maan Bhi Jayiye, Sarkar Aap To Ab Aur Hume Yu Na, Bekarar Kijiye mat karo vaada mat karo vaada jise nibha na sako mat chaho kisiko jise paa na sako kab kahan kisi ka pyar poora hota hai pyar ka pehla akshar hi adhura hota hai yaad to har koi karega Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega waqt aane ke baad kaun kitni mohabbat karta hai nazar aa jayega mar jaane ke baad Sambhal Ke Rakhenge Saalon baad bhi teri yaadon ko sambhal ke rakhenge Tu kitni bhi dur ho tujhe dil me basa ke rakhenge Ho gai agar tu kabhi zindgi me dur mujhse Pata nahi hum jinda kaise rahenge

 

All About Your Girl

 

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship's over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes
her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel.
Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved

Brilliant Joke

Good Morning..........

Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!' The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. '

The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like to have a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention
female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!

Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times 'milder' than his wife!!!

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart .

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.

OLD TITLES : NEW TITLES

OLD TITLES : NEW TITLES

Garden Boy : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

House Maid : Family Environs Upkeep Manager

Receptionist : Front Office Manager/Office Access Control

Typist: Printed Document Handler

Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer

Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician

Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor

Tea Boy : Refreshment Overseer

Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Technician

Watchman : Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer

Prostitute : Practical Sexual Relations Officer

Thief : Wealth Distribution Officer

Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist

Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist

Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager

Cook : Food Preparation Officer

Unemployed : Township Management

Gossiping : Research Management

Careful on your Coke Tin

WASH THEM FIRST

 

 

 

 

This is Serious! This incident happened recently in North Texas .

A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday.

The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis.

Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of all soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned.

A study at NYCU showed that the tops of all soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets (i.e).. full of germs and bacteria. So wash them with water before putting them to the mouth to avoid any kind of fatal accident.

 

Please forward this message to all the people you care about.
(I Just did my job)

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Ek purani haveli ke band kamre me Dhool se bhari tasveer ke peechhe lage jaale me Phansi makari ki dum par baithe machchhar ki Kasam.


.."i miss u"..

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TERI DOSTI KI ROSHNI ITANI HAI KE
HAR TARAF UJALA HI UJALA HAI.......

SOCH TA HOON KI.....

SOCH TA HOON KI .......

GHAR KI BIJALI KATWADU AUR
TUJE DIWAR PE LATKA DU.....

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YE JO HASINO KE BAAL HOTE HAIN,
LADKO KO FASAANE KE JAAL HOTE HAIN,

YE HASINAYAIN PEE JAATI HAIN SAARA KHOON LADKO KA
ISILIYE INKE LIPS ITNE LAL HOTE HAIN.

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Rone de aaj humko tu aansooo bahane de
Baaho mein mujhe le le aur khud ko tu bheeg jaane de

Hai iss dil mein itna dard, ki tera daman bhi bheeg jaayega
Monday se intzaar me hoon... Yeh Saturday kab aayega....

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Nice Quotes for Life

 

Good Morning My Dear Friend, Here are Few Quotes to Refresh Urself   Leaders aren't born, they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And that's the price we'll have to pay to achieve that goal, or any goal. - Vince Lombardi   ============================================================================================== Why wish for the privilege of living your past left again? You can begin a new one every morning. by Robert Quillen ============================================================================================== The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; The wise man grows it under his foot. - James Oppenheim ============================================================================================== The future belongs to the competent. It belongs to those who are very, very good at what they do. It does not belong to the well-meaning. - Brian Tracy  ========================================================================================================================= If you want to learn to swim, jump into the water. On dry land, no frame of mind is ever going to help you. - by Bruce Lee   @=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@=@