Cute SMS

Friends r like mirrors
they r our reflection |
you r damn lucky I look good !!!!

You - cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.

I have a confession to make, ever since I have
known u,
Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams
And I find my self shouting.... .
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!

I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again. *****

Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice
and u r 100% stupid to believe these words

If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA.
If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.

Good looking people r hard to find.
That's why u don't ......
That's y u don't see me often.

Hindi SMmess Collection

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare

 

Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..

 

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM

 

Promise me v r true frindz, i'm lamp ur lite, i'm coke ur sprite, i'm saawan u r baadal, i'm normal ur pagal. ha ha ha

 

Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…

 

D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dhoor na ho jana ki S se SMS Aur C se call bhi na kar sako…

 

Dost ek sahil hai tufan k liye Dost ek ayina hay armano liye Dost ek mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost ek kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.

 

Duniya main theen chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..

 

Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Har kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki, Dhoor rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..

 

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

 

A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

 

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

 

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

 

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

 

Dosti- kaho to ek lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sagar, dubo to zindagi, karo to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhare to sara zamana, simte to sirf TUM !

 

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?
E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman

Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman 

1.  Working / Earning not mandatory.

 

2.  We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.

 

3.  We don't have to bother on mobile bills.

 

4.  We get out of speeding tickets by crying.

 

5.  We don't have to stand on the queue to get tickets.

 

6.  We can sleep our way to the top of the class.

 

7.  We don't have to worry about the purse when we shop with men.

 

8.  We can marry rich and then not have to work.
 
9.  We never have to pay when we go out on dates.

 

10.  Men take us on all expense paid trips

 

11.  We always get place to sit when using public transport.

 

12.  Easy to get a ride.

 

13.  Men hold the door open for us.

 

14.  Jewels looks good on us.

 

15.  We lie better.

 

16.  We're better manipulators.

 

17.  We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.

 

18.  We always have food in the fridge.

 

19.  We don't worry about losing our hair.

 

20.  We always get to choose the movie.

 

21.  We don't have to mow the lawn.

 

22.  We don't have to take out the garbage.

 

23.  We don't have to paint the house or walls.

 

24. If we need to our boyfriends just a missed call is enough.

 

25. We can easily show our disappointments or disapprovals.

 

26.  We can con our way out of anything - not just  dig ourselves deeper into a hole.

 

27.  Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold.

 

28. Even strangers shows care if we are in trouble. Men have to manage themselves.

 

29.  Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first  time you can walk all over em forever.

 

30. We can cry in public. Men cant.

 

31. We don't feel shy to cry.

 

32. We don have worry if we lose the fight.

 

33.  Sweat is sexy on us.

 

34.  We never run out of excuses.

 

35.  You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.

 

36. We can borrow clothes or accessories from our friends.

 

37.  We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.

 

38.  We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men screw up so often.

 

39.  We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner.

 

40.  Women are cleaner.

Generation Next..

1980 girls: Maa, mein Jeans pehanungi
Maa: Nahin beti, log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maa, mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le, beti, kuch to pehan le!

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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyaag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwaasion  ke liye!

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya

Kuch To Hua Hai, Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein

mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

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Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
Na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

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What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife

Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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A Chinese Call Center

A Chinese Call Center:
 
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
 
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..
 
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
 
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
 
Caller: I'm Sam Wan ... And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
 
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what's this urgent matter about?
 
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.

Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
 
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
 
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
 
Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..
 
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
 
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
 
Caller: Oh .....God.... ....
 
From:
Good Wan!

The Bathtub Test

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized" 

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." 

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." 

"No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"