The Bathtub Test

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized" 

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." 

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." 

"No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" 

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Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai,
Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai,
Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.

 

 
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Par kya karu yeh jaalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.

 

 
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye hi tadapta hai,
Mere pyar ko galat mat samajna?
Pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

 

 
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Dosti ke naam pe dosti ka asra rakhna.
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Log kehete hai hum jise chaahate hai who chaand ka tukra hai,
Hum jise chaahte hai chand uska ek tukra hai.
 

 

A sardar got himself a puzzle game.

It took him 10 hard months to finish it.

He was so proud of himself because

at the side of the box it was written: �2-3 yrs�

 

 
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
 

 

Manjil ki taraf badte chalo,
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do,
Aur jo aage hai unke aage niklo.
Tabhi truck driver banoge.
 

 

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo,
Apne dil ki Hard Disk pe aur kitni Files daaloo.
 

 

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to hatao,
Aye jaaneman apne dil ka Password to batao.
 

 

Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain,
Warna aap jaise Softwares to bazaar mein bikte hain.