A Chinese Call Center

A Chinese Call Center:
 
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
 
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..
 
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
 
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
 
Caller: I'm Sam Wan ... And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
 
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what's this urgent matter about?
 
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.

Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
 
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
 
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
 
Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..
 
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
 
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
 
Caller: Oh .....God.... ....
 
From:
Good Wan!

The Bathtub Test

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized" 

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." 

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." 

"No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"