PUNS

He must have some inner ear trouble. He went into a bank and lost his
balance.

As a mother was bribing her little boy with a quarter so he would
behave, she said, "Why do I always have to pay you to be good; why
can't you be good for nothing like your father?"

If you want to crash a houseboat party, just barge in.

He put bug spray on his watch to get rid of the ticks.

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

Replacing some peoples central nervous system would be a no-brainer