Generation Next..

1980 girls: Maa, mein Jeans pehanungi
Maa: Nahin beti, log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maa, mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le, beti, kuch to pehan le!

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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyaag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwaasion  ke liye!

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya

Kuch To Hua Hai, Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein

mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

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Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
Na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

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What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife

Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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