Funny Shop Signs: Humour

1) SIGN IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE:

Bargain basement upstairs.


2) NOTICE SENT TO RESIDENTS OF A WILT SHIRE PARISH:

Due to increasing problems with litter louts and vandals we must ask anyone with relatives buried in the graveyard to do their best to keep them in order.


3) NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER's WINDOW:

Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.


4) SIGN IN A LAUNDROMAT:

Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.


5) IN AN OFFICE:

After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board


6) Sign on motorway garage:Will and Guy's humour - elephant joke

PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS.
YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS

7)  Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


8) Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR.


9) Notice in a field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES


10) Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS


11) Sign on a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)


12) Spotted in a toilet in a London office block:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOw

 

Thanks & Regards

=================

Hemanth Bolem

"If you do not Hope, You will never find what is beyond Your Hopes"

|Associate System Engineer-Testing | SPRY Resources India Pvt. Ltd|

EMPOWERING IMAGINATION

NOTICE BY SPRY RESOURCES This message, as well as any attached document, contains information from SPRY Resources that is proprietary, confidential and/or privileged. The information is intended only for the use of the addressee named above. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, distribution or the taking of any action in reliance on the contents of this message or its attachments is strictly prohibited, and may be unlawful. If you have received this message in error, please delete all electronic copies of this message and its attachments, if any, destroy any hard copies you may have created, without disclosing the contents, and notify the sender immediately. Unintended transmission does not constitute waiver of any privilege. Unless expressly stated otherwise, nothing contained in this message should be construed as a digital or electronic signature, nor is it intended to reflect an intention to make an agreement by electronic means.

PSave Nature. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to.