Jokes

An elderly gentle man ...

Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'

The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Rodger, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel ?'

Rodger says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'

'Really! ?

Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'