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Up Top, Bro! Wicked Outrunning of the Fox! Don't say I said it, but Marjorie's dye job is so yesterday... Oh Hai! Welcome to my crib. Now get the hell outta here... I've been waiting up all night, young lady... Wanda called me WHAT?!.. Nope. They won't be missing this... What? You got up... See this paw? Frozen, just like the rest of me, beee-och... I know, I know. Your drunk brother IS an embarrassment. .. Because I'm smarter, I'm funnier, and gosh darn it, I'm cute, too... He is your son, you idiot! What have you done? Seriously Ralph. STFU! Someday, my sons, this will be all yours... And Yes, fairies are real, too... I hate it when the umbrella gets inverted!... For the last time, you got the wrong guy! I'm Bullwinkle. Go ask Rocky over there! You know not to wake me before midnight. This better be important... Cheer up, honey. Nobody should demand you lose 20lbs. just for a stupid documentary. Cool pad, Marv. But can you do something about the red light? I feel so cheep... Everybody Conga! Bertha, keep up in the back there, would ya? Lady Gaga totally bites my style! Hey buddy, you wanna learn how to park already? Silly man! Pops are for giant amphiious rodents! Geeze. Thank you, thank you. I do weddings, too... Please, stop with the ship jokes already...

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