:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Joke: Useless weapon

 

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he is walking with a limp.

 

"What happened to you? asks Sean the bartender.

 

"Jamie O Conner and me had a fight." says Paddy.

 

"That little shit, O Conner " says Sean  "He couldn't do that to you, he must of had something in his hand."

 

"That he did. says Paddy ''a shovel is what he had, and a terrible licken he gave me with it"

 

"Well'' says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"

 

''That I did'' said Paddy..."Mrs. O Conner's Chest, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

--
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.

Click to join jokes4adults

__._,_.___

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post | Start a New Topic

Messages in this topic (1)

Recent Activity:

• New Members 266

Visit Your Group

Group Email Addresses
Post message: sweet_jokes@yahoogroups.com
Subscribe:    sweet_jokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
List owner:   sweet_jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com
              ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com)
Moderator:    ANURAG BHATIA (anurag.bhatia@gmail.com)
              SHRUTI BHATIA (dr.shruti.bhatia@gmail.com)

Visit us http://www.mastiz.net for Xtra Mastiz

Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use

.

__,_._,___