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SOME OLD SOME NEW .. BUT REFRESHING.    Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers     took some sandwiches out of their pockets and    started to eat  them.   "You can't eat your own    sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.  So    the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their    sandwiches. ______________________________________________________    A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective    novels, but he always started reading from the    middle.   A friend of his asked why he did so?"    It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start    from the middle keeps one curious not only about its    conclusion but also about its beginning. ______________________________________________________    Once a Sardarji was going to his office.   On the    way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly  hurt.    Next day ,  on his way to the office, he noticed a    banana peel  and  Later after two  days, he noticed    two banana peels and exclaimed" ari  sala, aaj to    choice hai"!!!!!! ______________________________________________________    A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the    pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were    in effect due to the advances in education on earth.    In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly    soul must answer two questions:   1. Name two days    of the week that begin with "T".   2. How many    seconds are there in a year?   The Sardar thought    for a few minutes and answered...   1. The two days    of the week that begin with "T" are Today and    Tomorrow.   2. There are 12 seconds in a year.    Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and    Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I    expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you    get only 12 seconds in a year?"   The Sardar    replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March    2nd, etc...."   Saint Peter lets him in without    another word _________________________________________________________    A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a    party he introduced his family to his friends    saying.." I am  Sardar.. and this  is Sardarnee    ...this is my kid and that is my  kidney...!!" _________________________________________________________    American says " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."    Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti    hai...!!!" _________________________________________________________    Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?    A. Moti-vating..!!! _________________________________________________________    Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban    gaye.."   Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna..    main use  surprise doonga..!" _________________________________________________________    Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be    pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter    painted "Dr Chorpa  Psycho The  Rapist" ________________________________________________________    What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE    .........   Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati    hai......   Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati    hai ________________________________________________________    Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis    leke aaya hai, ek  bhi tili nahin jalti.       Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test    karke  laya hu. ________________________________________________________      Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood    group ek hi hai?   Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25    saalse mera khoon jo  pee rahi hai.... _ _______________________________________________________    Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai    Rabridevi ka laloo prasad ________________________________________________________       Sardar found answer to most difficult question    question ever   What comes first - the chicken or    the egg ?       Oye yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!! _________________

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