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Friday, December 17, 2010

:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Digest Number 2352[1 Attachment]

Messages In This Digest (16 Messages)

1.
dare to what Obama? From: Kathleen Smyth
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THE RESTAURANT - the food is free..................... From: ashwin rao
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Re: :::|Sweet Jokes€  '¹ |::: THE RESTAURANT - the food is free..... From: VAIDYANATHAN SANKARANARAYANAN
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DO WHAT DOGS LIKES YOU TO DO From: Dule121@aol.com
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Re: :::|Sweet Jokes€ ¢â'¤¢ |::: thanks to all of you From: Vijay Kishore
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VERY USEFUL From: Mohammed Salman
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AWARD WINNING ADS From: Karthi Scoob
7a.
Re: :::|Sweet Jokes€ ¢â'¤¢ |::: 1 Line Humour From: Satish Kudikala
8.
thank u From: Angel Antonya
9a.
Cartoon From: Koen
10.
For Female Friends - They Are Beautiful From: Sugar Shirley
11.
INFO~!~!Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Your Eyes~!~! From: NARESH VAKHARIA
12.
WATER FALLS FOR YOUR DESKTOP (WIDE SCREEN IMAGES)...!!!!! From: NARESH VAKHARIA
13.
Thanx for being such a wonderfll friend From: ●•₪●๋•уครÑ'•●๋₪â
14.
LIGHTING YOUR WAY From: ●•₪●๋•уครÑ'•●๋₪â
15.
Dynamic 3d pix-so cute From: ●•₪●๋•уครÑ'•●๋₪â

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1.

dare to what Obama?

Posted by: "Kathleen Smyth" kathy.smyth99@yahoo.com   kathy.smyth99

Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:27 am (PST)



hahaha...a funny game...
Look what you can do to Obama..
http://arcadeleaks.com/playgame/3742/whack-obama.html
lol

2a.

THE RESTAURANT - the food is free.....................

Posted by: "ashwin rao" ashwin_rao10@yahoo.com   ashwin_rao10

Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:29 am (PST)





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>/Isn't this amazing!!!
>'THE RESTAURANT' !!!
>This restaurant is in China
>If you manage to reach the restaurant the
>€ ¦ food is free
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>Let me know how the food is. I'm not going.
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>€ ¦ WITH REGARD,
>ASHWIN RAO
>MO - 09422909969
>07875859501
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Re: :::|Sweet Jokes€  '¹ |::: THE RESTAURANT - the food is free.....

Posted by: "VAIDYANATHAN SANKARANARAYANAN" vaidysankar@gmail.com   vaidysankar

Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:40 pm (PST)



thanks baba, for the info. i vl rather pay for my food.

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3.

DO WHAT DOGS LIKES YOU TO DO

Posted by: "Dule121@aol.com" Dule121@aol.com   drv121

Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:08 am (PST)





DO WHAT DOGS LIKES YOU TO DO
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4a.

Re: :::|Sweet Jokes€ ¢â'¤¢ |::: thanks to all of you

Posted by: "Vijay Kishore" pvsnvk34@yahoo.co.in   pvsnvk34

Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:03 am (PST)



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Subject: :::|Sweet Jokes€ ¢â'¤¢ |::: thanks to all of you
To: sweet_jokes@yahoogroups.com
Date: Tuesday, 23 November, 2010, 8:34 PM

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Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:39 am (PST)



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Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:43 am (PST)



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Re: :::|Sweet Jokes€ ¢â'¤¢ |::: 1 Line Humour

Posted by: "Satish Kudikala" mail2mca.satish@yahoo.co.in   mail2mca.satish

Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:09 pm (PST)



Marvelous jokes.

Thanks for sending.

-Satish

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From: Anurag <anuragbhatia@gmail.com>
Subject: :::|Sweet Jokes€ ¢â'¤¢ |::: 1 Line Humour
To: sweet_jokes@yahoogroups.com
Date: Thursday, 2 December, 2010, 3:29 AM

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1 line humor

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is
nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They
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Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

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[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!So Enjoy Life and Take it easy...RegardsAnurag Bhatia

8.

thank u

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Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:11 pm (PST)





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9a.

Cartoon

Posted by: "Koen" koenraad.vangheluwe@gmail.com   azure_be

Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:46 pm (PST)

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Zaterdag 4 december 2010
Groetjes "Koenraad "

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10.

For Female Friends - They Are Beautiful

Posted by: "Sugar Shirley" shirley.bose01@gmail.com   shirley.bose01

Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:17 pm (PST)

11.

INFO~!~!Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Your Eyes~!~!

Posted by: "NARESH VAKHARIA" naresh_vakharia@yahoo.in   naresh_vakharia

Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:30 pm (PST)





Few people could argue that without our 5 senses
life would be pretty dull. All our senses are extremely important but I
think if you asked most people which sense would they least like to lose
they would probably say their vision. As with most of our abilities,
our vision is something that many of us take for granted. If you stop
and think for a moment, you will realize that just about everything we
do in our day to day life involves our vision. During this article I am
going to try and see if I can get you to start thinking a little bit
more about your eyes. Listed below is my top 10 list of weird and wonderful things you didn€ ¢â' '¹t know about your eyes
10.€ ¢Â  Everyone needs reading glasses as they get older

This is assuming that you already have perfect
distance vision. If you are currently reading this article and are under
40 years of age with perfect distance vision, I can say with absolute
certainty that you will need reading glasses at some point in the
future. For about 99% of the population the age that you will first
start needing reading glasses is between 43 and 50 years old. This is
because the lens in your eye slowly loses its focusing ability with age.
In order to focus things near to you, your lens has to change from a
flat to a more spherical shape and it loses the ability to do this as
you get older. As you get to around 45 years old you will start to hold
things further away from you to keep them focus.
9.€ ¢Â  The lens in your eye is quicker than any camera lens

Just behind the pupil sits the eyes natural lens,
whose function is to focus on the object you are looking at. Just take a
minute to glance around the room and think about how many different
distances you are focusing at. Every time you do this, the lens in your
eye is instantly changing focus without you even being aware of it!
Compare that with a camera lens
which takes a few seconds to focus between one distance and another.
Just be thankful that the lens in your eye is as quick as it is,
otherwise things would be continually going in and out of focus.
8.€ ¢Â  Your eyes are fully developed by the age of 7 years old

By the age of 7 years old our eyes are fully
developed and are physiologically the same as adult€ ¢â' '¹s eyes. It is for
this reason that it is vitally important to pick up a lazy eye before we
reach this age. The earlier a lazy eye is diagnosed, the greater the
chance it will respond to treatment, as the eyes are still developing
and capable of an improvement in vision. Beyond 7 years old no amount of
treatment will result in any improvement in vision.
7. You blink approximately 15,000 times each day

Blinking is a semi- involuntary function meaning we
do it automatically, but can also choose to blink if we so require.
Blinking is an extremely important function of your eyes as it helps
remove any debris on the surface of your eye, by spreading fresh tears
over them. These tears help to nourish your eyes with oxygen and also
have important anti bacterial properties. You can think of the function
of blinking as being similar to the action of the windscreen wipers on
your car, cleaning and removing everything to keep you seeing clearly.
6. € ¢Â  Everyone gets cataracts as they get older

People don€ ¢â' '¹t realize that cataracts are just a
normal consequence of getting older and everyone gets them at some point
in their life. You can think of cataracts as being similar to getting grey hair,
in that it is just a normal natural age change. The average age people
first get cataracts is about aged 70 years old and by 80 years old you
are guaranteed to have cataracts. In the same way that you could not
find any aged 80 years old without grey hair, it would be equally
impossible to find anyone over 80 years old without cataracts. Cataracts
refer to a gradual clouding of the lens in your eye and typically take
about ten years from onset to them needing treatment.
5.€ ¢Â  Diabetes is often first detected during an eye test

People who suffer from type 2 diabetes (the type
you develop later in life) are often symptom free, meaning they often
don€ ¢â' '¹t even know that they have it. This type of diabetes is commonly
picked up during an eye test as it can be seen as tiny hemorrhages from
leaking blood vessels at the back of your eye. This certainly is good
reason to get your eyes tested regularly.
4.€ ¢Â  You see with your brain and not your eyes

The function of your eyes is to collect all the
required information about the object you are looking at. This
information is then passed from your eye to the brain
via the optic nerve. It is the brain (visual cortex) where all this
information is analyzed to enable you to € ¢â' '¸see€ ¢â' '¹ the object in its
finished form. This is not to say that your eyes don€ ¢â' '¹t play an important
role as they certainly do.
3. Your eyes can adapt to blind spots in your vision

Certain eye conditions such as Glaucoma and certain
general health conditions such as having a stroke, can lead to you
developing blind spots in your vision. This would be extremely debilitating
if it wasn€ ¢â' '¹t for your brain and your eyes ability to adapt to make
these blind spots disappear. It does this by suppressing the blind spot
in your affected eye and letting your other good eye € ¢â' '¸fill in the gaps€ ¢â' '¹.
It is adaptation like this that makes your eyes so resilient.
2.€ ¢Â  20:20 vision is not the best vision you can have

When people hear the phrase 20:20 vision they
assume that this is the best vision possible. However this is not true
as 20:20 vision refers to what the average adult should be able to see.
If you imagine a typical eye test chart the 20:20 vision is probably
only the line second from the bottom. The line below it is even smaller
than 20:20 vision and would mean you have 20:16 vision. So don€ ¢â' '¹t be so
impressed next time someone tells you they have 20:20 vision!
1. Your eyes water when they are dry

I know this might sound crazy but this is one of
strange facts about your eyes. Your tears are made up of 3 different
components and they are water, mucus and fat. If these 3 components are
not in exactly the right quantities, your eyes can become dry as a
consequence. Your brain responds to this dryness by producing extra
water and hence your eyes water.
YOUR SMILE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND ....MAKE IT SOME ONE ELSE'S TOO
BE HAPPY, IT'S ONE WAY OF BEING WISE,

NARESH VAKHARIA

12.

WATER FALLS FOR YOUR DESKTOP (WIDE SCREEN IMAGES)...!!!!!

Posted by: "NARESH VAKHARIA" naresh_vakharia@yahoo.in   naresh_vakharia

Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:33 pm (PST)





WATER FALLS FOR YOUR DESKTOP (WIDE SCREEN IMAGES)

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YOUR SMILE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND ....MAKE IT SOME ONE ELSE'S TOO

BE HAPPY, IT'S ONE WAY OF BEING WISE,
NARESH VAKHARIA

13.

Thanx for being such a wonderfll friend

Posted by: "●•₪●๋•уครÑ'•●๋₪â" sn_luvbrd@ymail.com   sn_luvbrd@ymail.com

Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:45 pm (PST)





14.

LIGHTING YOUR WAY

Posted by: "●•₪●๋•уครÑ'•●๋₪â" sn_luvbrd@ymail.com   sn_luvbrd@ymail.com

Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:50 pm (PST)



If I was one thing, I'd be a candle
Lighting the way so you can handle

Your life easier without woes
Not having to fight with your foes.

I'd help keep you from stumbling over
Things blocking your path to an open door.

If I light your path, life is easier,
Even strong winds, my light will not deter.

No matter what, I'm here for you
To cheer you up when you are blue.

Do not fret when times get tough,
If things look down or kind of rough.

Just remember, I'm always here,
In your heart, close and near.

I will help you out in every way,
Happiness and love in your heart will stay.

If one day, I don't appear,
Do not worry, do not fear

I may be gone, but in your heart
The light I gave you did not depart.

It will be there forever and a day
To always bring happiness and light your way.

Only one simple request that I must say,
Please, never forget those who lit your way.

15.

Dynamic 3d pix-so cute

Posted by: "●•₪●๋•уครÑ'•●๋₪â" sn_luvbrd@ymail.com   sn_luvbrd@ymail.com

Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:05 am (PST)




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