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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he   notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.  It reads:   SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS   HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION   10 MILES     He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on   without second thought.  Soon he sees another sign, which   says:   SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS   HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION   5 MILES     Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for   real.  Then he drives past a third sign saying:   SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS   HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION   NEXT RIGHT     His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the   drive.  On the far side of the parking lot is a stone   building with a small sign next to the door reading:   SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS     He climbs the steps and rings the bell.  The door is   answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may   we do for you, my son?"   He answers, "I saw your signs along   the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."     "Very well, my son", the nun answers. "Please follow me."     He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite   disoriented.  The nun stops at a closed door and tells the   man, "Please knock on this door."     He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit,   holding a tin cup answers the door.  This nun instructs,   "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large   wooden door at the end of this hallway."     He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second   nun's cup.     He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door,   pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he   finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small   sign:   GO IN PEACE.   YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY   THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.   SERVES YOU RIGHT,   YOU SINNER.

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