Cracking Jokes

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! **********Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?A. No time at all it is already built. **********Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?A. Very large hands. (Good one) **********Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! An elephant with one hand. **********Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. **********Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. **********Q. What looks like half apple ?A : The other half. **********Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?A : Lunch and Dinner. **********Q. What happened when wheel was invented?A : It caused a revolution. **********Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?A : Liquid **********