Only for Women

Good laugh for Women (and guys, too!!)**********One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "And they say woman are dumb...**********A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."**********"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?""Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.********** Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A: A rumor**********A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!Gotta love that fairy!**********Dear Lord,I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.AMEN**********Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.**********Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

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