Never Mess With Your Wife

 Present For Husband

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you.", "And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!"

"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"