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The Computer Hubby     Husband (Returning late from work ) : "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."   Wife : Have you brought the grocery ? Husband : Bad command or filename.   Wife : What about my new TV? Husband : Variable not found ...   Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...   Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ? Husband : Too many parameters ...   Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband : Data type mismatch.   Wife : You are a useless nut. Husband : By Default.   Wife : What about your Salary ? Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.   Wife : Who was in the car this morning ? Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.   Wife : Are you going to drink some wine? Husband : File system is full.   Wife : What is my value in the family ? Husband : Unknown Virus.

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