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Rule-1 The Boss is always right.     Rule-2 If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.     Rule-3 Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.       Rule-4 Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, The more hardworking a person,  The more committed a person; The more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.     Rule-5 If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.     Rule-6 When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, They are never talking about themselves.     Rule-7 It doesn't matter what you do, It only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.     Rule-8 A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.     Rule-9  Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.     Rule-10 The more crap you put up with, The more crap you are going to get.     Rule-11 If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.     Rule-12 When you don't know what to do, Walk fast and look worried.     Rule-13 Following the rules will not get the job done.     Rule-14 If it weren't for the last minute, Nothing would get done.     Rule-15 Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" .     Rule-16 No matter how much you do, You never do enough.     Rule-17 You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.     Rule-18 In order to get a promotion, You need not necessarily know your job.       Rule-19 In order to get a promotion, You only need to pretend that you know your job.       Rule-20 The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

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