WHY ARE INDIANS EASY TO IDENTIFY...? ??
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We are like this only so true,very true........ ..
1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
2.. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
3. You are always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at
the Airport.
4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.
5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.
6. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.
7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram &
Shyam, Kamini & Shamini..)
8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere,
close to their real names.
9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed.'
10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
12. HIGH PRIORITY ***** You use plastic to cover anything new in your house
whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.
13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but
they won't let you do certain things because of what the other 'Uncles
and Aunties' will think.
14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for
special occasions, which never happen.
15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table
16. You are one of the most intelligent smart person in your company whichever the country it may be.
17. You are married only ones
18. You are always the last person to leave the company as you are among the hardworking people in the company who are also Indians
19. You share your things with friends and not expect them back.
20. You always like to SMILE and spread the message of LOVE.
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