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Sunday, October 31, 2010

:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Funny - Yet Candid !!!!!!!!!!

 

Hello Everyone !!!

I take this opportunity to wish one and all a Very Happy Diwali...

And, this is my post here. Hoping to keep you people in good spirits by some of the coolest and funny writings...

Thought provoking and funny too :

This happens Somewhere, in India definitely...

A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.

He calls him.

Senior Manager â€" (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles…

Senior Manager â€" what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet…

Senior Manager â€" where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager â€" Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha…. Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai… [ When i came to Bangalore, i had nothing, but today ... ]

naam hai………., [ I have Name ... ]

shohrat hai………, [ I have fame .. ]

paisa hai………… [ I have money .. ]

Izzat Hai………….,

tumhare paas kya hai? [ What do you have ? ]

Scroll down to find out his answer

Don’t think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki “Mere paas Maa hain”

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Canteen boy â€" Sa’ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai…. [ Sir, i have a lot of work (implies ... i got to get back to work .. unlike you who are wasting time here.),]

Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently…….

Trust this is definitely funny and at the same time quite candid...

HAVE A GREAT TIME...

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