During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile, Recent studies commissioned by US department of Defense This was the scenario.... The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India . They don't need any permission from their government, Indian technology is highly advanced. But they need permission from the Government of India . They submit their request to the Indian President. The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe protests The President asks for a quick decision. In the mean time, Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. The Election Commission files Public Interest Litigation The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, Fortunately there were no casualties The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies Its three months since the army had sought permission. In California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning the government and mentioning "Please forward it to as many Indians as possible". On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes. A missile (smuggled from USA ) is pressed into service. Russians successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad . Pakistan cries for help. Thus India never gets to launch the missile...!!!
Soviet Satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in
less than 45 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way.
included one on nuclear war between India and Pakistan :
and promptly order the countdowns.
In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak countdown
and decides to launch a missile in retribution.
The President forwards it to the Cabinet.
The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session.
by the opposition, it gets adjourned indefinitely.
the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure.
Their attempts for a re-launch are still on.
because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it.
The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week.
a caretaker government is installed.
But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government
cannot take such a decision because elections are at hand.
in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power.
and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision
in view of the emergency facing the nation.
but it fell 367 miles away from the target,
on its own government building in Islamabad at 11.00AM.
as no employee had reached the office that early.
In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached
somewhere in flight.
from China and USA .
The Indian Government, taking no chances,
decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own,
after convening an all-party meeting.
This time all the parties agree.
But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity" , "anti-nuclear" activists come out against the Government's decision.
Human chains are formed and 'Rasta rokos' organized.
Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan.
Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software,
it hits it original destination: Russia.
The missile hits the target and creates havoc.
India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.
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