Hitler asked for a stenographer but was given a loptop.Don't you know,
he screamed, "I am a dictator".
Interviewer: Why are you changing your current job?
Applicant:Because the company shifted,and they did'not tell me where?
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Courage is the price that life enacts for granting peace.
Ram: My wifeWent out to buy Ladies finger last week,but not returned.
Bheem: Then why don't you cook something else?
Even ifyou are on the right track,you will get runover if you just sit there.
Ram: Where did you get those big eyes ?
Bheem:They came with the face.
Interviewer: Why are you changing your current job?
Applicant:Because the company shifted,and they did'not tell me where?
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Courage is the price that life enacts for granting peace.
Ram: My wifeWent out to buy Ladies finger last week,but not returned.
Bheem: Then why don't you cook something else?
Even ifyou are on the right track,you will get runover if you just sit there.
Ram: Where did you get those big eyes ?
Bheem:They came with the face.
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